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The return of Maida Martian.
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Panel 1: Maida: "Growing up on Mars all my friends were boys and enbies, mostly." Gurveer tosses his armful of laundry into one of the bedrooms after kicking the door open. Gurveer: "Oh, I know you're Martian. I looked you up first fing when I got my list of flatmates for this year. That's how I found all your videos."
Panel 2: Maida, surprised: "W-what?!" Gurveer sits down and gets his screen open. Gurveer: "This one was all around the internet for like five minutes a while back. I actually saw it before I knew who you were."
Panel 3: He flips the screen around to show Maida. The video is of her on a train, surrounded by other passengers, arguing with the bird on her shoulder. Maida (in the video): "I haven't done anything!" Maida (in real life): "Oh my days!"
Panel 4: Maida continues to watch, aghast. Gurveer, scrolling: "There's also all of these videos of you from secondary school that got attached to that. Although that's not your voice, innit."
Panel 5: Maida: "Everyone's seen this?" Gurveer: "Only in certain circles."
Panel 6: Gurveer, cheerfully: "My mate says if you were arrested on secret charges it must be sedition, but a lot of people agree you're probably innocent and the cops are just being dicks."
Panel 2: Maida, surprised: "W-what?!" Gurveer sits down and gets his screen open. Gurveer: "This one was all around the internet for like five minutes a while back. I actually saw it before I knew who you were."
Panel 3: He flips the screen around to show Maida. The video is of her on a train, surrounded by other passengers, arguing with the bird on her shoulder. Maida (in the video): "I haven't done anything!" Maida (in real life): "Oh my days!"
Panel 4: Maida continues to watch, aghast. Gurveer, scrolling: "There's also all of these videos of you from secondary school that got attached to that. Although that's not your voice, innit."
Panel 5: Maida: "Everyone's seen this?" Gurveer: "Only in certain circles."
Panel 6: Gurveer, cheerfully: "My mate says if you were arrested on secret charges it must be sedition, but a lot of people agree you're probably innocent and the cops are just being dicks."
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