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Panel 1: Simon: "You all saw that. That was a accident, innit! She fell and I tripped and I'm sorry! I only wanted to give you lot a good scare."
Panel 2: The bird, tightening its grip on Simon's shoulder: "SILENCE!" Simon: "Urk!"
Panel 3: The bird: "Maida Kilwa. You are a fugee with a neutral character rating. Do you wish to press charges against the criminal Simon Recife at this time?"
Panel 4: Maida: "N-no. It was an accident. He tripped."
Panel 5: Simon, praising the heavens: "Oh, fank-you, fank-you! Sweet Jesus and Buddha, fank-you!"
Panel 6: The bird: "Should any of you wish to submit a charge at a later date, the Justice Bloc has a record of these events. The law sees neivver class nor creed."
Panel 7: Simon, standing up: "Alright. Alright. Everyone alright? I'm so sorry. Really. I-I'm gonna go home now, yeh?"